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Major Life Report For

Elen DeGeneres

26 January 1958, Time: 3:30
Metairie, Louisiana

INTRODUCTION

Given below is a brief interpretation of your birth chart. The major themes in your life are described. The themes are presented approximately in the order in which they are a priority in your life. In other words, the themes which are most important are, in general, described near the beginning of the report, and the less important themes are described towards the end of the report.

Each astrological influence described in this report is a resource available to you. It is up to you to express these energy patterns in the best possible way. It is possible to repress, block, or try to avoid issues, or to fight yourself; hopefully this report will help clarify issues in your life, and encourage you to master your life rather than be a victim of circumstances.

Report interpretation:

You are loyal to the ones you love. You dislike pretentiousness and glamour, and you are very responsible and dedicated to your family members and loved ones. Sometimes you are quiet or even shy, but do not be so quiet that you fail to show people that you care about them. Others may misinterpret your quietness as coldness.

You enjoy lively music and dance. You have a good sense of rhythm and probably you have an infectious laugh. You enjoy jokes and tricks. It is likely that you will fall in, and out of, love several times before “settling down” with one person, so it may be best if you do not marry to early in life. Although you are romantic, you do not like to feel smothered or too restricted by your partner.

You experience compulsive feelings and you can become romantically obsessed with another person. Feelings of jealousy, however, can destroy your relationship. Your feelings are very strong and you are inclined to project them on others at least occasionally. Your emotions are deep and complex.

Your emotions can remain fairly stable for most of the day and then suddenly erupt without notice. At such times, you can say and do things that you later regret. Your spontaneous, compulsive feelings can also incline you to unusual creativity and achievements.

You have very strong romantic and sexual feelings. You are likely to fall in, and out of, love at least a few times before settling down so it is probably not a good idea for you to marry early in life. You love music and probably dance also. It is important that sexuality does not overpower the importance of love, kindness, or mutual understanding in your romantic relationships because otherwise you can be unfulfilled in the long run.

You can work with extreme speed and force. This capability can help you excel in sports and competitions, and enable you to achieve a great deal in any area that you apply yourself to. Sometimes you can be pushy and aggressive without realizing it; if you want others to cooperate with you, you will need to take a more gentle approach. Always try to apply your dynamic energy in a way that is not harmful to others.

You are methodical and logical. In elementary school and even in high school, you may sometimes have felt that you are a slow learner, but actually it is only your insistence on gaining a thorough, complete, and logical understanding of a subject that caused any problems. Other people are content with relatively superficial explanations whereas you often seek a level of clarity that even the teacher may not be capable of providing. Your quiet, structured, and disciplined approach to learning can help you excel in many areas as long as you have the self-confidence and patience to allow yourself to master the material.

Your standards in love relationships are very high, so consequently it will be very difficult to achieve them. You want sincerity, commitment, and honesty, and you also are rather dreamy, idealistic, and romantic. This is a lot to hope for in a relationship, but not impossible to achieve. You are also very artistic and sensitive.

Your emotions build up very suddenly. When frustrated, you become quickly angered, and it is important for you not to develop a habit of losing your temper. You can become very impatient with others and provoke them without realizing it; do not hesitate to apologize later if you are too sharp with someone. Challenging physical activities, athletics, and competitions suit you well.

Periodically you feel an urgency to do something, and you become obstinate and inflexible, compulsively pursuing your interest, even though your interest may change soon afterwards. Consequently, others who do not allow you to follow your instincts frustrate you and you can become embroiled in a mutually frustrating relationship. You need to work on ways to communicate clearly in order to resolve potential power struggles with others. Your creative intensity makes it possible for you to accomplish a great deal.

You are likely to take classes and continue to learn things throughout your life, never ceasing to work on getting a clearer and sharper understanding. While other people may say they do not have time to take classes, you make time because it is a high priority for you. Sometimes you are impatient with yourself and so anxious to master a subject that you become frustrated with yourself and possibly also your instructor, and this can cause you to prematurely terminate a training program, or get you into severe disagreements with others.

It is likely that you are involved in psychology, anthropology, history, or genealogy. You like to look beneath the surface of things, and you may also have an interest in mystery novels. You can be very successful in any area that requires curiosity and the desire to uncover secrets.

You become uncomfortable quickly when forced to behave, dress, or act according to the desires of others or social conventions. It is important for you to dress comfortably and feel unrestrained. You can become very stressed, and massage or other stress-relieving activities are good for you to participate in regularly.

You have a great love for people who sacrifice for a worthy cause, and you appreciate people who are not ostentatious, glamorous, or pretentious. You seek simple and deep truths. You succeed in areas that bring real assistance, hope, or solutions to difficult problems. If you are unable to find a satisfying set of spiritual or religious principles, you can become very depressed and downtrodden.

You are very idealistic and dreamy in romantic affairs, and inclined to be disappointed when you gradually awaken from the dream. Still, it is not impossible that you can meet the person who is just right for you. You are also artistic, creative, and imaginative.

You listen to others carefully, and often give gifts to friends and loved ones that are very special to them. You think carefully about what is really important to people and how to help them with their interests. You also have a good sense of artistic design and form. You like to create things that are well-balanced and in correct proportion, whether they be meals, creative works, or the manner in which you dress. You also know how to do things efficiently and with little waste.

You have a good sense of rhythm, you enjoy a lively party, and you succeed in areas that involve dance or music. You enjoy freedom and it is difficult for you to dedicate yourself and commit yourself to major responsibilities, so it is best not to marry until you are completely sure that you have met someone so special that you can dedicate yourself to that person for the rest of your life.

You are very good at detailed work and you can excel as a specialist in your chosen field of work. You have excellent mental concentration and you love to discover how things work. Because you focus so intensely on the object of your study, you sometimes miss general principles and concepts. You will succeed in areas that demand the specialized capabilities that you have to offer.